Nov 11 2008
Awesome Movie Quote Compilation
If you’re a guy you should be able to name every single movie in this compilation. Actually, you should be able to recite each of these quotes word for word.
Sep 10 2008
The Top 5 Fictional Female Vice Presidents
With Sarah Palin charging full steam ahead from Alaska to the White House, I thought it would be appropriate to rank her fictional counterparts strictly on a scale of bangitude. Given that these films and televisions series were shot in different years, the ranking is based on hotness at the time of filming. In other words, you’ll see Loretta Swift on this list, and while she might have been a fox back before electricity, today I wouldn’t touch her with Whoopi Goldberg’s dick.
5 - Hillary Clinton “The Simpsons Movie” (2007)
It’s sad when your cartoon self is hotter than the real you.
4 - Loretta Swift “Whoops Apocalypse” (1986)
Swift is widely recognized for her role in “Mash”, but she also helped this flick collect dust on the shelves of Blockbuster since 1986. Rumor has it that she made the big leap to President in this flick just shaking her tatas.
3 - Patricia Wettig “Prison Break” (2007)
Patricia Wettig comes in at number three as a doable Vice President, but one that will seek revenge on your ass if you double cross her.
2 - Glenn Close “Air Force One” (1997)
In “Air Force One” Glenn Close wouldn’t give you more than a glimpse of her calves, but there’s something sexy about a women that refuses to negotiate with terrorists. Or maybe it’s the fact that I felt like at any moment she would go all “Fatal Attraction” on Harry Dean Stanton just to get what she wants.
1 - Geena Davis “Commander in Chief” (2005)
In the television series “Commander in Chief” Geena Davis (Mackenzie Allen) probably shows the closest resemblance to Sarah Palin, so she tops our list. She’s definitely VPILF material, and with such a lack of competition how could we choose otherwise?
Sep 10 2008
Samuel L. Jackson Titanic Screen Test
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Sep 04 2008
Christina Ricci Shows Off Her Tats
I guess somewhere along the line, Christina Ricci got all hopped up on Red Bull, Twizzlers, and blow and decided that getting a bunch of tattoos would be a big boost for her career. Especially if she got one right on her boob. After all, everyone knows that Hollywood execs are suckers for chicks with titty tats.
