Sep 04 2008
Jessica Alba Officially A MILF
Sep 04 2008
Christina Ricci Shows Off Her Tats
I guess somewhere along the line, Christina Ricci got all hopped up on Red Bull, Twizzlers, and blow and decided that getting a bunch of tattoos would be a big boost for her career. Especially if she got one right on her boob. After all, everyone knows that Hollywood execs are suckers for chicks with titty tats.
Aug 21 2008
Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Bottoms Are Selling Like Hotcakes
Hayden Panettiere is now touting “Save the planet, save the whales!” as her cause. I’m still not sure what whales have to do with anything, other than becoming viral videos when they beach themselves, die, and then have to be blown up with dynamite. I mean that’s what whales do, they die.
Someone came up with the great idea for Hayden to empty her closet and sell her clothes, with the money going to help save the whales. Sorry to say, but her unmentionables are not for sale. However, it appears that almost a dozen men have purchased her used bikinis while posing as teenage girls looking for a used swimsuit on the Internet.
Upon further review, I think her used swimsuits are the ONLY things that are moving.
Purchase some used bikini bottoms! - Panettiere Closet
Aug 20 2008
The Top 5 Movie Speeches To Get You Fired Up For Your Sales Job
These videos are guaranteed to increase your sales volume by 27%. Maybe not, but they’ll at least get your head in the game before you start dialing for dollars. If you disagree or have another movie to suggest, drop it in the comment section.
5 - Patton
Aug 06 2008
Artie Lange Can Pull Wool
I don’t care how fat, ugly and coked out you are, as long as you’re funny chicks will dig you. Case in point, Artie Lange. I wonder if he tells jokes in return for sexual favors?
Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, and the pornstar?
Aug 06 2008
Morning Recall
The 10 hottest chicks in movies based on comics - Uncoached
Hayden Panettiere braless pics - Blog of Hilarity
Hot chick Danielle Lloyd - The Angry T
Who won “I survived a Japanese game show?” - Celebridiot
A remake of Teen Wolf - Comedy
Pam Anderson and her soccer balls - Tits and Tequila
Aug 05 2008
Anna Faris Wants To Be Famous
Supposedly these pictures were taken at a “House Bunny” party in Malibu. If you ask me, Anna held a little BBQ in her backyard, paid someone to take a few pictures of her, and leaked them onto the Internet. Hey everyone look at me! Over here! I’m just as interesting as Britney!
A little piece of advice Anna. If you want attention you need to abide by the one cardinal rule of celebrity. Skin to win.
Aug 05 2008
Eva Mendes Banned Commercial
For some reason, the mainstream media has their panties in a bunch over this Calvin Klein campaign featuring Eva Mendes. Listen, a little nipple never hurt anyone. Especially Eva Mendes’ nipple.
Aug 05 2008
Morning Recall
Triumph does Comic Con - Horny Oyster
Sophie Monk is nipping out - Hollywood Tuna
Tila Tequila whores it up at a Maxim Magazine party - Bastardly
Megan Fox looking hot - Drunken Stepfather
Kate Moss wants you to check out her nips - Egotastic
The Hills season 4 promo pictures - Celebridiot
